Every man has a āpoisonā inside him.
Some men get the āpoisonā out in high school.
Other men get the āpoisonā out in university.
And then there are other menā¦
Often distinguished gentlemen, like ourselvesā¦
Men who might have so much āpoisonā inside that it sends them far across the globe in search of stunningly beautiful, highly fertile women.
Like many of our ancestors did.
Men of past generations used to take to the high-seas with nothing but a wooden boat and a paper mapā¦
In search of treasure for the Queen?!
Hell no!
You know damn well what those intrepid gentlemen were looking for hundreds of years ago when they boarded those shipsā¦
Asi es ;)
While you may not be crossing the Atlantic in search of far off lands, treasures for the Queen, and moreā¦
You might be looking for something similar to your aforementioned ancestors:
Bunda is what we like to call it around these parts.
How I Got the āPoisonā Out
More than half a decade.
I was truly addicted.
2014-2019 wasā¦
Interesting to say the least.
My life consisted of flying to random third-world shitholes ā where very few gringos had gone before.
Opening up Tinder.
Swiping from sun up to sun down.
Going on at least one date a day ā sometimes 2-3 dates in a single day.
Literally wasting my life away on dating apps in Latin America. For half a decade.
Eventually, I had to delete them all ā every dating app from my phone, forever. Twasā the only way to get over the addiction.
Do I has regrets?
Not at all, as it was one hell of a ride.
Although, Iād certainly have more money now if I was focused on anything else than acquiring bunda during this period.
That being saidā¦
I truly got the āpoisonā out of my system.
I sowed my wild oats.
I had more than my fair share of fun.
Lived the life of a king in many ways.
Iām all good now. No need or desire to go back to the ādate-a-dayā lifestyle I was living ever again.
Hell, Iāve got a kid and shit now.
Howeverā¦
If you are in the āgetting the poison outā stage of your lifeā¦
Yes, I might be able to help you with a few tingsā here and there, ser.
Below youāll find the absolute basics when running āgameā on dating apps in LatAm ā specifically Tinder.
First Offā¦
Do I recommend using apps while traveling?
Yes ā and No.
If you speak no Spanish, have a week or two in some LatAm city, and are looking to meet a cute Latina or threeā¦
Tinder, Bumble, Seeking, Instagram, etc. are probably going to be your best bets.
Common sense.
Theyāre called ādatingā apps, but we all know the reality here:
āDatingā
ā¦Kinda has a different connotation when meeting up with someone from an app these days.
Ya tu sabes.
On the flip-sideā¦
If you speak good Spanish, have a few months to spend in one city, and prefer to have a lilā relationship or meet a girlfriend while on the road:
Avoid dating apps at all costs.
Personally, I havenāt used a dating app since early-to-mid 2019, and I truly believe life has been better since then.
Iāve made more money.
Iāve dated women who had personalities Iāve actually enjoyed ā outside the bedroom even.
Iāve had more time to do hoodrat tingsā with my frens and family ā making incredible memories.
So, itās simpleā¦
Prioritize what you want while in LatAm, then decide whether to use dating apps or not.
For the vast majority, youāre going to be using apps, soā¦
Iāll breakdown the absolute basics below.