After getting dozens of DMs and emails asking for consulting calls about all tingsā LatAm, I decided to offer something for the good sers.
Which brings me toā¦
The LatAm Conciergeā¢
Wat means?!
If you hire me to help you live the life of your dreams in paradise, I will eliminate any and all of the āLatAm learning curveā ā a learning curve many experience when enjoying cross cultural āconnectionsā in the most dangerous region on earth.
Myself included.
See what had happened wasā¦
During my first few years of traveling LatAm, I fucked a lot of tingsā up. Sure I had a damn good time and fell in love with this region of the world ā but I alsoā¦
Got jumped by gangsters in El Salvador šøš»
Accidentally overstayed my visa in Colombia šØš“
Got my credit card stolen and charged for $3,000 USD while using the bathroom in Panama šµš¦
Wasted a month of my life in the shittiest city in Peru šµšŖ
Bribed cops to avoid going to jail on false charges in Mexico š²š½
Got thrown off a horse down the side of a mountain in Colombia šØš“
Tore my rotator cuff in the Dominican Republic š©š“
Had a knife to my neck in Mexico š²š½
Literally threw up on a group of Grandmas in Peru šµšŖ
Got scammed by a girl for $1,500 USD in Colombia šØš“
And thatās just the tip of the iceberg!
The reality is things can go wrong quickly in Latin America. Just the reality of living in the most dangerous region in the world.
But hereās the thingā¦
Many a broski that ends up traveling and spending time in LatAm ā ends up living here for the long-haul.
Why?!
Because the juice is worth the proverbial squeeze!
On paper, many wonder why why any western-male would want to stay down here. But LatAm offers much for the red-blooded male looking to live a damn good life:
Freedom
Endless adventure
World-class beaches
Insane hikes
Incredible dating options
Wild nightlife
Low cost of living
Easy to become a Permanent Resident
Second Citizenships
Damn near everything the broski would need to live like a king and ā enjoy the hell out of it!
TL:DR ā Full details at the bottom for those interested.
How I Can Help You
Getting back to theā¦
The LatAm Conciergeā¢
Iāve made all the mistakes down here. Pretty much any issue or problem you could face while living in LatAmā¦Iāve experienced it over the last decade.
Due to this fact + my high-level ātravel autismā and shit, I can confidently say Iām able to help you:
Find the perfect city and/or country for your personal tastes
Build a lifestyle around things you love to do, like: surfing, hiking, martial arts, etc.
Stay SAFE in LatAm while living like a king
Live an amazing life for āpennies on the dollarā
Confidently sign local leases
Immigrate to your country of choice ā legally
Invest in LatAm
Date beautiful Latinas
Find the ideal girl to start a family with
Learn the local language
Get free flights
Find a trustworthy maid
ā¦And much more!
I can help you eliminate the āLatAm learning curveā and avoid the dreaded āLatin Hammerā ā to ensure you seamlessly move down south and enjoy the lifestyle of your dreams.
Punto.
Who This is NOT For?
Well, I truly believe I can help most red-blooded males live a damn good life down south.
Butā¦
This consulting program probably isnāt a good fit for the broski who is:
Already a āLatAm veteranā who speaks Spanish/Portuguese, has permanent residency and/or a second passport, and is living his dream life south of the border.
Of course, if you alsoā¦
Donāt want to live in LatAm
Donāt value your time
Love to make rookie mistakes costing you cold hard cash and tons of time
Then yeah, this probably isnāt a good fit for you, either.
And if weāre being honestā¦
Some red-blooded males just prefer to book a flight to some random shithole, figure shit out for themselves, and get reckless.
I get that too.
There was many a years where I had far, far more time than money ā and could afford to make some mistakes and waste time fucking things up.
Luckily, that stage of me life is over now and I do prefer to use money to solve problems quickly and save time.
Who is This For?
This consulting program is for one type of broskiā¦
And one type of broski only:
The man who values his time.
If youāre a red-blooded male who has been thinking about going to LatAm, but hasnāt pulled the trigger yet because youāreā¦
Stressed about taking your first trip to LatAm
Unsure about where you should go with so many amazing options
Worried about safety
Not sure if youāll like it
Concerned you wonāt be able to speak with the local people
Anxious about your dating options
Ready to start a family
Uneasy about moving your family abroad
Thinking about getting permanent residency and/or second passport
I will help you eliminate all those issues. I will help you plan out all your LatAm travels ā from A-Z.
Eliminating any and all learning curve to ensure your move to LatAm is smooth-sailing.
Hereās How It Works
The LatAm Conciergeā¢ is a six-month engagement for red-blooded males looking to come down to LatAm with specific objectives and goals.
Ultimately beingā¦
To live a damn good life south of the border.
Essentially, the program works like this:
1. To Startā¦
Youāll fill out a questionnaire to start. This helps me get to know you and the āwhyā regarding your desire to travel and live in LatAm.
Then weāll get on a two-hour intro call and get to know each other.
Weāll dig deeper on LatAm living and begin to formulate an action plan tailored to your specific wants and needs.
Thenā¦
2. Action Plan
After our initial call, Iāll present you with an action plan detailing exactly what we talked about.
From the basics like place(s) to go ā all the way to getting permanent residency and/or your second passport.
Your action plan will be detailed to your exact wants and needs.
Then weāll start executing.
Executing your personal action planā¦to ensure you live the life of your dreams in LatAm.
3. Monthly Calls
Throughout the six-months working together, weāll do a monthly call to discuss how things are going for you in LatAm.
Weāll dig deeper and make sure youāre on the right path during your LatAm adventure.
Then will discuss what you want moving forward, how we can eliminate any negatives for you, and more.
Striving to make things as smooth as possible for you while in Latin America.Ā
Then we decide on action steps moving forwardā¦
Some examples might be:
Where to go next
How to get residency in your country of choice
Finding a trustworthy local maid
Having my Spanish-speaking lawyers look at a rental agreement
Optimizing your dating life
The list could go on and on. Your plan is based on your wants and needs.
4. Monthly PDF
Once weāve done our monthly call, Iāll present you with PDF within the week detailing the plan for next month.
Basically, youāll get a full on breakdown on exactly what we discussed and how we can execute.
If you find a city you love and plan to make it a base, we will put together a plan and help you execute:
Finding long-term apt
Finding long-term maid
Checking contracts with our LatAm legal team to avoid problems
And whatever else might come up.
Once you get to this stage, shit becomes a hassle dealing with local realtors, finding a trustworthy maid, etc.
5. Private Messaging with Me
Furthermore, youāll be able to hit me up on Telegram anytime with questions, concerns, change of plans, etc.
So we can solve any issues that come up promptly.
Iāll respond promptly with answers to any questions, comments, or concerns.
If we need to jump on a quick call to quickly figure something out, we will.
If anything requires extra attention and execution, my team will be available to help you solve problems.
Note:
Paying lawyers, etc. to get residencies and/or second passports is NOT included in the cost of this consulting program.
Ready to Get Started?
Enough of zeā fluffā¦
Hereās the details:
The introductory price for this consulting program is $2,500 USD.
Paid upfront. Non-refundable.
Weāll work together to ensure your life in LatAm is exactly how you want it. My concierges services will eliminate the āLatAm learning curveā and ensure you donāt waste time and money.
Punto.
If youāre ready to get goingā¦
Just click here, good ser.
Once payment is received, Iāll email you within 24-hours to get things going.
Sinple š„
Lastlyā¦
Iāve taken on one new client for this program so far.
Iāll take on four more clients, then tingsā shall change and the price is going up.
This program is personalized to the wants and needs of each individual ā which requires time, effort, and energy on my end ā to ensure each individual gets the results they desire.
So Iām only taking on a handful of people to start.
And of courseā¦
If you have any questions, comments, or concernsā¦you can reply to this email and Iāll get back with you asap.
