Language Blend 🌴 The BEST Way to Learn Spanish
Introducing my one-on-one Spanish immersion program...
I’ll never forget my first trip to the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴
I had been traveling around Central America the year prior without much worry. I tried learning a little Spanish, but I was able to get by overall. There’s a decent amount of English speakers in places like Panama 🇵🇦 and Costa Rica 🇨🇷
However…
The Dominican Republic is built different.
Not only do the majorities of locals living in Santo Domingo not speak English, but they could give a flying fuck that you don’t speak Spanish.
They just kept talking…and talking.
In rapid fire Caribbean slang Spanish — aka the hardest Spanish to understand!
Half the girls I went on dates with couldn’t even mutter “Hello” in English and I was forced to use Google Translate more than I wanted to.
Now, this is nothing against the Dominican people…
It was my FAULT.
I was in their country and I needed to learn their language.
It was on that trip that I decided learning a lil’ Spanish was absolutely a requirement if I wanted to live a life of adventure in Latin America.
Which is exactly what I did…
I went from being the broski always having to ask his friends for a Spanish translation — to being the translator for my homies.
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Introducing…Language Blend 🌴
While learning the language, I spent years dicking around with different courses and online programs.
Rosetta Stone, Synergy Spanish…hell, my friend even had a course called “PickUp Spanish” that I checked out.
They all sucked if we’re being honest.
But through trial and error, I was able to start picking up Spanish pretty well. And by trial and error, I mean going on wayyyyy too many Tinder dates with women who spoke no English.
I eventually stumbled upon BaseLang and ended up studying with the company for 3-4 months.
My Spanish ability skyrocketed.
I realized the key to learning Spanish…
Immersion
Studying the language…and then actually using it chatting on apps and talking with people.
Which is why I was recommending BaseLang to people for years.
The program actually worked.
But I started getting emails from a few people I recommended the company to, and these folks were not happy.
They claimed BaseLang wasn’t what it used to be…
The quality of teachers had fallen off
The professionalism of the teachers had fallen off
The ability to book teachers they wanted was next to impossible
So of course, my wheels got spinning. Being an online shekel stacker, I wondered if I could create a better platform for the broski looking to learn Spanish.
Which brings me to…
LANGUAGE BLEND
The broski August reached out to me one fine morning about potentially creating our own Spanish language learning program.
He was living in Medellin, had tried numerous language learning programs, and like many — found they all sucked.
So we put our heads together and got to work…
Language Blend is a result of that work.
This one-on-one tutoring program is a comprehensive online platform designed to help students of all levels and ages master the beautiful Spanish language.
With a team of experienced and dedicated tutors, this program offers personalized learning experiences tailored to each student's unique needs and goals.
Some key features of Language Blend include:
One-on-one lessons
Connect with professional, native Spanish-speaking tutors for personalized guidance and support in your language learning journey.
Flexible scheduling
Choose from a wide range of available time slots to schedule lessons at your convenience.
Customized learning plans
Work with your tutor to develop a learning plan that targets your specific goals, interests, and skill level.
Interactive learning materials
Access a wealth of engaging resources, including videos, audio clips, and written exercises, to reinforce your learning and help you practice your skills.
Progress tracking
Monitor your improvement with regular assessments and receive detailed feedback from your tutor.
But that’s not even the best part…
Wat is?!
Dedicated Texting Partner
We have tutors on staff 24/7/365 for you to message.
These tutors are there to answer any and all of your Spanish language learning questions.
For example…
Studying Spanish online or in a book — and something doesn’t make sense?
The texting partner is here to clarify and make things simple for you. Just shoot a message off and you’ll have clarification ASAP.
Received a text message in Spanish, but you have NO CLUE what it means?!
Our dedicated texting partner can help with that.
You’ll not only receive a accurate translation of the text, but the texting partner can help you with how to respond in Spanish too.
Someone sent you a voice note in Spanish and you don’t understand…
Yep, forward it to the texting partner and you’ll get a translation of the message back with the quickness.
In a sticky situation with a landlord, girl, police, etc?
Message the texting partner to get you a quick translation for what you NEED to say.
As you can see…
This unique feature, NOT found anywhere else, will come in handy in a number of situations.
From studying to dating and mating to staying out of jail ;)
How It Works
Sinple 🥂
You pay $200 USD a month.
That gets you access to…
One hour-long private Spanish per day = 30 lessons per month
World-class Spanish tutors
24/7 access to the Dedicated Texting Partner
Curriculum dedicated to getting you conversational — FAST
Our team will have you on-boarded with the quickness and you’ll be taking lessons ASAP.
If you’re only interested in Spanish language learning…
Click here to sign up with Language Blend — the BEST damn way to learn Spanish.
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Now…
As we are just launching this service, I wanted to do something for my long-term readers and “Founding Members”
So here’s the deal:
For anyone who signs up to the “Founding Member” section of the Nomada Newsletter, you’ll receive:
FREE month of Spanish language learning at Language Blend
Plus, you’ll still get all the other goodies with the newsletter membership:
Access to all subscriber-only posts on the Nomada Newsletter
Access to the LatAm Insiders Telegram Group
Private Telegram messaging with me
One hour-long consulting call with me
Click here to sign up as a “Founding Member”
Once signed up, you’ll automatically have access to the full archive of posts on the Nomada Newsletter.
I’ll then email you with:
Link to schedule a consulting call with me
Access to the LatAm Insiders Telegram Group
My personal Telegram number
Link to sign up for Language Blend for free
This is by far the BEST DEAL I’ve ever offered around these parts.
For $297 bucks, you get all my posts for a year, a month of Spanish language learning, access to the best LatAm Telegram group around, and a one-hour call with me.
As well, if you’re currently a “Paid” member of my newsletter, you can upgrade your subscription inside Substack to become a “Founding Member” and you’ll get all the benefits above.
Total Value:
I haven’t a fucking clue…but is like a pretty damn good value for the sers.
More Details…
If you’re already a “Founding Member” of my newsletter…
You still qualify:
I will send you out a link to sign up for free at Language Blend this week.
Y’all are the OGs of this newsletter.
So if you’re looking to learn some Spanish, I wanted to make sure y’all got a month to test out our service too.
One caveat…
You MUST sign up for Language Blend by April 10th.
This deal closes on April 10th.
There are NOOOO:
“Ohhhh, I’m going to use my free month later this year” type of thing with this.
Once you sign up, your first month of classes begins.
Language Blend 🌴 Overall
Whether you're just starting out, looking to brush up on your skills, or aiming for fluency, Language Blend is an excellent resource to help you achieve your Spanish language goals.
I mean, yeah…
I’m a bit biased and shit.
But I truly believe in this program we’ve put together and how much it can help guys looking to learn Spanish.
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