The allure of…
Adventures, low cost of living, unique culture, and plentiful bunda draws foreigners from all walks of life to these fascinating countries.
But:
Which is best Spanish-speaking country for the intrepid gringo looking to travel, live, date, and mate in Latin America?
Well, that depends on a variety of factors, including how degenerate of an individual you are and how much time you have to explore.
Luckily, everything you MUST know about these two wonderful countries can be found below.
After spending damn near a decade living in Latin America, with the majority of my time spent in these two locales…
I’ve got some tings’ to tell you — all based on personal experience.
Te lo juro.
For example…
I’ve been robbed by banditos in a Mexican trap house at sunset.
I’ve been to Colombian whorehouses where there’s degeneracy beyond my wildest dreams.
Oh, and I’ve enjoyed countless sunsets, saw some stunning sights, and met tons of cool locals.
I’ve even dabbled with a little dating in both countries. “Dabbled” — quote, unquote ;)
Suffice to say, I know more than enough to break it down for my fellow nomadas.
Today, we’ll take a look at the whole enchilada when comparing:
Mexico 🇲🇽 vs. Colombia 🇨🇴
Errr, the whole bandeja paisa in Colombia.
Pues…
¡Vámonos!