I started this newsletter writing for the single broski heading south of the border — in search of adventure, fiesta, dating, and mating.
It was what I knew, damn near all I knew, as I’d spent the better part of 7-8 years doing exactly that myself. Hyper focused on it.
Then I went from weekend benders and weekdays swiping my life away, to buying a 7-seater SUV because I’ve got so many kids.
Lovely kids. 3, to be exact now.
But the thing is, these days I’m just focused on other things. Researching real estate markets in Latin America, managing my own investments, and trying to be the best dad I can be.
So the Nomada Newsletter stops publishing on October 1, 2026.
If you’re here for the family relocation and real estate side, that lives at Invest LatAm now.
The old posts don’t fit where I’m going. They’re not getting migrated, and on October 1 I’m taking them down here too.
Until then they sit behind a paywall I just set to $47 a month (current paid subs are grandfathered in and get the PDFs below). The same $47 gets you all 83 in 3 PDFs, and you keep them. I fixed what was broken, boxed them up, and I’m selling them once.
Click here to grab ‘em.
What’s in the archive?
Well, in total…
83 posts. 917 pages. 3 PDFs.
Some of it has aged, some of it is still dead-on. Every post is stamped with the date it was written so you know which is which.
Vol. I: Red-Blooded.
9 posts…
Latin America for Red-Blooded Males | The 2026 Playbook
The 11 Best University Cities in Latin America
Top 11 Beach Cities in LatAm for Red-Blooded Males
Top 15 Neighborhoods in LatAm for Red-Blooded Male Expats
LatAm vs. Southeast Asia
How to Get the “Poison” Out
Latin America for Black Men
Latin America for Asian Men
LatAm for Indian Men
Vol. II: City Guides.
44 posts. 43 Gringo’s Guides plus the LatAm Beginner’s Playbook.
🇦🇷 Argentina (6): Bariloche, Buenos Aires, El Calafate, El Chaltén, Posadas, Ushuaia
🇧🇴 Bolivia (1): Santa Cruz de la Sierra
🇧🇷 Brazil (5): Balneário Camboriú, Blumenau, Bombinhas, Florianópolis, Rio de Janeiro
🇨🇴 Colombia (15): Armenia, Barranquilla, Bogotá, Bucaramanga, Buenaventura, Ibagué, Leticia, Medellín, Mocoa, Montería, Palomino, Pasto, Sogamoso, Valledupar, Villavicencio
🇵🇾 Paraguay (1): Asunción
🇵🇪 Peru (1): Lima
🇺🇾 Uruguay (2): Montevideo, Punta del Este
🇻🇪 Venezuela (4): Caracas, Isla Margarita, Mérida, Puerto La Cruz
🇲🇽 Mexico (4): Cuernavaca, Guadalajara, Mazatlán, Mexico City
🇨🇷 Costa Rica (1): Playa Flamingo
🇬🇹 Guatemala (1): Guatemala City
🇵🇦 Panama (1): Panama City
🇵🇷 Puerto Rico (1): San Juan
Vol. III: Travel Tales.
30 stories. How I Got Jumped in El Salvador. How I Got Robbed in Mexico. Panama’s Most Wanted Gringo. Cheeseburgers in Paraguay. “Yeah, he had a gun.” Limp Dick Lashings. You get the idea.
All of it is for the red-blooded broski.
Dating, mating, nightlife, and which neighborhood to rent in when you’re 29 with a laptop, no plan, and an urge to get the poison out.
What it costs
Couple options…
$47 gets you the 3 PDFs.
$147 gets you the 3 PDFs and 1 hour on a call with me.
If you opt to do a call…
For the broski who likes beaches and bunda, make sure to ask me about the one undiscovered “EL DORADO” beach town in Latin America. Never been published, and I refuse to put the name in writing.
Also, there’s one other guide I’ve never published online that many a red-blooded broski might be interested in.
You may want to ask about that on the call too…wink, wink.
Already a paid subscriber?
You already paid for this. So…
Scroll to the bottom here and there’s a link to grab all 3 PDFs at $0.
If you want the call and the beach town, respond to this email or message me on Substack. Ya tu sabes.
Deadline?
Both offers, same date: October 1, 2026.
After that the whole Substack archive vanishes.
And to the broskis who've been reading since 2022, replying to emails, and sending me the stories I couldn't publish: I appreciate you and it’s been a damn good time. Te lo juro.
Enough of me fluff for today…